I like you, I really like you -- more than any other car I've known. You're filled with surprises, and awesome and fun.
But when I turn on the engine and you show me a snowflake icon on the indicator panel, it doesn't make me think you want to talk about the weather: it looks like you're alerting me that the engine is cold and broken, and crying for help.
Please, let's be clear about the differences between a friendly conversation and a screaming emergency, okay?
-- Your human.
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